All men are idiots and all women are crazy.

This is for everyone whose looking for a long term relationship but no one seems good enough to date or because somehow you keep choosing the wrong person.

For those looking for a man –

Your man could be the smartest/wisest guy in the world but he's still an idiot. He's going to do and say dumb things. Sometimes its because we think its funny or maybe the guy is trying to impress you. It is very rare for a man to be gallant, funny, smart and everything else you want. Some people expect that in the olden days, men back then were so impressive and brave because they were in wars and working since they were young. But no, pictures of the military guys showed they were just as stupid as the rest of us and then they matured into wiser older men (who are still idiots but know how to hide it). Find someone that makes you laugh and that you can totally trust and is kinda attractive and willing to put effort into a relationship and you'll find someone could be a good spouse. Sometimes men will try to impress you and will do it badly because they're an idiot, don't shoot them down and say you expected something even greater. Treat them like a child whose given you a shitty drawing and give them the proverbial carrot and theyll want to do it again and even better. The only problem is if the effort stops coming, because that's when you'll need the proverbial stick. In the end, don't expect the entire world from your man and give the dumb dumb a break every now and then and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

For those looking for a women –

Women are great. You might be thinking about someone and say" oh man, she's smart, got a good body and shes so chill BUT she's crazy". Spoiler alert – they're all crazy. If it's not one thing, it's another, so you have to find a crazy that you can deal with and then deal with it. The saying Happy Wife, Happy Life is so wide spread because it's true; a great woman will make your life amazing because when women care about you, they will show you. Find the crazy you can handle and whenever theres a Crazy Flair Up, deal with it and move on. There are a variety of ways to deal with it like communicating, listening to them and shit talking the same people, pampering them. But if its something like they just keep screaming at you and throwing stuff and you sit there as your way of taking it, that could be abuse and its not a sustainable crazy that you can deal with for life. Stop looking for THE women whose perfect and find the woman who you can handle, put in the work and she'll make life great.