Author Archive: /u/JOETHEHERMAPHRO

Dating is weird

I’m (m21) a huge movie buff. My girlfriend isn’t. She’s pre med and has a busy life so never really watched older things. I’m not pretentious about it, but the girl ain’t never before FUCKING SEEN NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN OR FORREST GUMP. And we can’t watch movies together because we always end up making out. Not bragging. It’s almost annoying but I love her dumb ass.

She (f20) and I are from totally different backgrounds. I’m from a small farming community that my grandparents settled after becoming citizens and grew up poor. She grew up all over the country and now lives in what I can only desribe as a mansion district.

We met on tinder. She’s the first girl I’ve ever been in love with. Yes yes yes I’ve had relationships before but this shit hit different.

Dating is weird. I thought hey. Random hookups will be lit now that I’m not 300 pounds and can actually meet girls who are interested in me and vice versa.

Instead I’m in a committed relationship. Dating is weird. Fuck around on tinder. Shit works sometimes.

I’m not sure what this post is but my friends have heard enough of me jerking myself off for finding love.

Also fuck COVID

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