I went on a date with my secret jr.high crush last week, we matched on tinder and then finally got to get together when some restaurants opened up again!
then I proceeded to:
-aggressively bring up the recent death of his dog
-unintentionally call his Mother stupid
-awkwardly only eat 3 plain chips from a whole plate of guacamole & chips, out of sheer nervousness
-rounded it off by confessing that i’ve joined the military and could get kicked over to basic training when life returns to normal
- also a plethora of random other things that quickly brought on awkward moments
LOL then I called him after he dropped me off at my car & told him I was really sorry and not actually that weird and awkward, but that I was just really nervous because I’d had an old crush on him- he laughed and assured me it was all good.
aaaaaaaaand we have not talked since LOL
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