Me 23M her 21F
went on a date with a girl from tinder. At first it was going super well, then as the night progressed it ended with being in the back seat of her van.
Things were going super well, then she touches my dick and is like:
H “That’s it?” M “um, yeah?” H “oh, that’s small as fuck” M “oh?” H “there isn’t more?” M “um no?” H *laughs “haha that sucks, it’s okay I guess dicks don’t do much for me anyway” M “okay, but um ouch that wasn’t cool” H “don’t tell me you’re seriously upset that I called your dick small” M “not upset or mad, it’s true and Im over it, that’s just rude though” H “okay”
We go back to kissing for a little bit.
At this point Im over it Im soft again, and I make an excuse to leave.
Like how the fuck do I even respond to some shit like that? Like girls yeah some guys have smaller dicks, we can’t help that shit move the fuck on. It’s not like I did ANYTHING to insult this girl. Hell I even listened to all her stories about depression and suicide and was super supportive (not saying this was a chore Im just saying how I was behaving on the date so this was totally uncalled for) shit she had even like an extra 20-40lbs from her tinder pics irl and again nothing, like I noticed but why would I be a dick and bring it up?
Idk i still can’t get over how random and unnecessary that shit was. Like fuck is this seriously something girls think everytime they kissing a man? Like I can’t control my size the same y’all can’t control your tits or breasts.. like what? What am I supposed to do when a girl feels the need to comment on it?
Like yeah in hindsight I probably could have come up with some clever reply something like “it’s big enough for your sister” or some shit to play it off but again I can’t make it clearer that this was random af and out of the blue (I know my dick is small and girls have said so before but uh never have they gone from making out to “lol your dick tiny”) like be disappointed in your head not out loud.
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