“Why are you single?”

Dude, if I knew, you wouldn’t be asking me.

Seriously, forget the whole “I like being single” and “I’m waiting for Mrs. Right” answers, because that’s just false.

I feel like all I do is work in myself. I have a strict work out routine, I’m well respected at my job, I have hobbies and projects that keep me busy outside of work, I’m considered to be extremely funny/intelligent/all around good role model by my peers, I actively read and write, and I catch enough women checking me out to at least think I’m a solid 7 (Except when I’m catcalled, then I feel like a fucking 9).

So why am I single? I don’t know bro, ask women. Or better yet, stop asking that all together. Dating is already so hard to figure out without muh fuckas acting like there’s a neat answer for everything.

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